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promance

A romance created to achieve public relations goals.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth quickly developed a 'promance' to help create buzz around the opening of the movie 'The Last Song'.
by cynical monster April 6, 2010
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procast

verb: to strongly put forth or exclaim a belief or view in a verbal exchange
Look motherfucker, I'm sick as shit of you coming in here and procasting your bullshit. Now get the fuck out.
by unitpro1 January 1, 2010
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The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens
I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.
by cornholio October 4, 2003
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Promiscuous

Indiscriminate and frequent with a choice of sexual partners.
Greta was a quite promiscuous girl, who tried to replace the feeling of chagrin, by attempting to steal her friends' boyfriends.
by Mrs.Devil November 5, 2008
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progasm

The feeling you get when your programming code works for the first time
After writing 500 lines of code I got a progasm
by DiskJunky January 31, 2008
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Promise

A "Promise" is an insult or a nickname for someone or something who has done something wrong / is the worst, an insult for everything. Not too rude, not too kind.

You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.
Dave: Hey man, did you like that twilight movie
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.

Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.

Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.
by Promise123 November 21, 2010
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Promise Rong

Many parents make a pledge wit h thier children (most commonly, daughters) to wait until marriage to have sex. The parents give the child a ring, called a promise ring, and it symbolizes their promise to wait.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.
Mandyxoxo5's about me;
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.

(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!
by Banana Face McJiggins April 21, 2009
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