poofball

A game consisting of kicking a round ball around a field, combined with theatrical diving.

David Beckham plays poofball.

by poffball h8r April 21, 2006

poof-hitter

An upstanding citizen who simply has no tolerance for homosexuals. This intolerance manifests itself on a Saturday night by going out, swinging a baseball bat hoping to connect with a gay or lesbian.

A group of poof-hitters can be found marching with bats in Sydney's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. The poof-hitters in this case are typically at the end of the parade, making the rest of the parade move along just that little bit faster.

Jeff: This year's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras was over before it really even started!

Derek: It must be the preponderance of poof-hitters at the back of the parade.

by [e-mail] May 13, 2009

doof poof

A gay muzzer.
A person that listens to doof doof music, that is also gay

Haha..look at that doof poof fag over there.

by He's the boxman September 26, 2006

sue-poofery

Sue-poofery is the art of actively seeking out homosexual men, and finding some way of sueing them. It is not a very well-known art, but is commonly used by many homophobics as a way to make gays' lives less enjoyable.
However, sue-poofery can also be a coincidence, and the person sueing may not even be aware of the other's sexuality.
On top of this, someone may sue a gay man and it could have nothing to do with that gay man's sexuality.

1)Craig - So, what did you do last night?
Daniel - Oh not much, just got up to some sue-poofery.

2)Jeremy - Dude, I just totally sued Tom Cruise for hitting me with his car!
Bob - jeremy, you do know you just commited sue-poofery, don't you!!?

3)Becca - Stuart stole money from me again! There's gonna be some serious sue-poofery for this!
Peter - It isn't even a real word!!!!

by Bedeb Aibcad April 19, 2008

Poofin

To smoke that fire fire, no bammer bammer here naw sayin.

I got that crazy rainbow poof, this stuff is poofin

by O.G NAW BE March 30, 2008

super poof juice

LSD, everclear, moonshine, Crown Royal; any of these alone is poof juice, however, a combination of two or more, SUPER POOF JUICE

I swear there was stairs with ladybugs all over 'em. I tried to go down but fell down the stairs that weren't really stairs, but almost. But I didnt spill the super poof juice. Not a drop.

by DooKiecaRrot September 27, 2003

Poofed

Alternative for saying "gone" when drunk or high.

Guy 1: Check out that guy stumbling over there!
Guy 2: Man he must be poofed.

by MarcelDJones September 5, 2010