Sis: Done reading Twilight.
Bro: What the hell man?
Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.
Bro: What the hell man?
Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.
by Le_Moff May 14, 2012
Get the Fart in the bathmug. Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.
He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.
by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009
Get the Russian Bathmug. Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick
by Breebree32 August 6, 2013
Get the Bachelor Bathmug. by beanie B**** March 25, 2011
Get the Purfume Bathmug. When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.
I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
by PrincessAmanda October 9, 2008
Get the lazy bathemug. When something of greatness is about to happen and you’re in the preparation phase for that moment in time. Like running a bath you know what comes next is good.
by Johney bananas November 27, 2020
Get the Run the bathmug. by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014
Get the bath turtlemug.