fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.
1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.
by G-A-T October 28, 2011
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Fart in the bath

Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.
Sis: Done reading Twilight.

Bro: What the hell man?

Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.
by Le_Moff February 26, 2012
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Russian Bath

Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.
He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.
by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009
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lazy bathe

When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.

I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
by PrincessAmanda August 15, 2008
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bath assalt

The act of assualting someone while on bath salt.
" That dude just bath assalted that guy and ate his face"
by eatfacebmp June 22, 2012
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M'lnel Bath

"M'lnel Bath"

Pronounced MILLENIAL BATH because it's all yours. You are entitled to it, and you are going to have it-because you CAN!
"Hey, that looks frikkin awesome- I want a M'lnel Bath NOW!!"

"I'm sooo worth a M'lnel Bath-NOW"
by mama1772 January 11, 2018
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Bath Juice

The water leftover after taking a bath, especially in the context of offering an acquaintance the opportunity to take a second bath in the same water.
I asked Juliet if she wanted me to save my bath juice after I finished bathing for her to use.
by Vaurs85 May 29, 2023
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