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stiff Nicola

The same as a stiff Nicolas…

Instead of kicking a male dog in the nether regions and sneezing, a stiff Nicola is kicking a female dog in the nether regions and sneezing.
“I’ve just stiff Nicola’d my dog
by ROGEREDDDD March 13, 2024
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Nicola

He is a smart, handsome guy. A real big brainer, and has a big dick.
Wow, Nicola is so smart, and a god in bed!
by Nibba6969 November 7, 2019
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Nicola

Very cool and gnarly person. Surferbro. Favorable lover. Great hair!
And his name is Nicola
by Drowning Seal August 3, 2020
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Nicola

Nicola has a massive dick and is something like a fuckin' god
Wow, this dude looks like a nicola....
by Klaus420 November 23, 2021
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Nicola

The funniest and most caring biatch you may have the pleasure of meeting.

She typically only gets along with other ‘weird’ species and will make you earn trust.

Generally has nice boobs, smile and hair. Cracking dress sense and loyal but also a bit of a dark horse. Don’t go drinking with them unless you want to end up on a plane in another country #salute
You see that nicola over there… rare species indeed
by Nicola! November 23, 2021
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Nicola

Nicola has a heart of gold, she will give you her last penny and a whole packet of Rolos because she doesn’t like them. Gay men are particularly attracted to Nicola as she is a style icon and a fierce protector of her family and friends. She thinks she can sing and likes to have a go but sounds like a cat being strangled. If you are lucky enough to have a Nicola in your life- be sure to never let her go!
Nicola is such a crappy singer, bless her!!
by Biscuit999 November 24, 2021
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Nicola

A sexy, outgoing dude with a booty thicker than most girls.
''Damn look at that ass''
''Yeah, he's got that Nicola booty''
by sharre January 25, 2018
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