midget

a unit of measurement: equal to 3 feet and 65 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and 1/3midget or little people. It snowed almost 2 midgets in philadelphia last week. Instead of a ruler I use a midget

by jewcakes44 February 14, 2010

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.

"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."

by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009

Midget Muncha

A man or woman who has a dwarf fetish.

Did you hear what Billy done to the midget he is such a midget muncha

by horsemilk123 January 20, 2009

Thursday Midget

A small man with tied back hair and facial hair. Usually dresses in black.

Every Thursday, Thursday Midget can be seen walking around in a black hooded top and if you're lucky maybe he will talk to you.

by Thursday Midget October 14, 2006

Standard Issue Midget Face

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.

Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

by Adelemoney March 31, 2020

Midget

People with a height disadvantage that are used for tall men to place their balls.

Oh, my balls hurt let me rest them on my midget.

by anth3m April 22, 2011