Magnificent Mel

a totes awesome girl, who doesn't like swearing. A very motherly person. Has been known to do stupid things while on vicodin...

Person 1: Did you hear her? She just said that dude's face was delicious!
Person 2: Yeah, she is SUCH a Magnificent Mel...

by theatre-geek January 22, 2009

If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Wicked Mel

aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.

Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again

by King Tropic April 8, 2023

Mel

Mel Dean/Driscoll is the one messin with a very ill ladys husband .... did I mention they are seniors

Mel - did you like the red koliang food

by WilliemyG September 16, 2022

Mel Racks

lil nigga in a "pcn" (paper chasin n*ggas) group wit some ebandzz and ndot nigga

mel racks risin i guess

by 2TactEdot September 27, 2022

Such a mel thing

When random things repeatedly happen to someone, like they've been singled out by the universe

Person A: She only realised she wore a non-matching pair of socks again when she got to the office.
Person B: Lol. That's such a Mel thing.

by wolfgang_ March 15, 2024

mel mel

very cool!! very smart and funny!! she makes everyone laugh and is always high on call

"I stan mel mel."
"Same!"

by chairlamp2 July 16, 2021