mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023

abused that mic

The attempt and epic fail at Karaoke.

That girl was at the bar and abused that mic so bad that she got a bottle thrown at her head.

by That_Guy_Yup_Him September 17, 2011

adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims

guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

Chef Mic

the infamous Microwave

Give the pizza to Chef Mic and hurry up and GET IN THE BED, Will!!!

I hate when BK gives the entire whopper to Chef Mic. Lettuce and Tomatoes too!!

by Earlthe3rd April 15, 2023

the mic ill

contrary to most poker wisdom,it is the strongest hand in all forms of poker;the 2 and 3 of clubs.

I was holding pocket aces and pushed all in preflop.I was snapped called by Mike who was holding the mic ill and I was brought to my knees by its awesomeness and defeated. nh sir

by Royal Brunson July 16, 2007

Double Mic-ing

When someone has their in game voice chat enabled alongside voice chat on another application (e.g, Discord).

"and that's when he-"
"and that's when he-"
"Dude, you're Double Mic-ing"
"oh sorry, is this better?"

by SillyBuggar January 16, 2024

Mic on

Hope you see this

Mic on. We'll let's get this going. . You should know no matter how much I try . I can't top dreaming of you.

by Stillhereorthere? November 12, 2023