Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011

vocal laxative

When one person says something that instantly triggers someone else to start spewing words from their mouth hole.

Jessie: Did you hear Jessica and Bobby broke up?
Andrea: Oh my god yes!! But that's okay because I don't think she was right for him. But at the same time he was really nice, and cute, and nice. So maybe they were good together. But maybe not. Did you hear about Brian and Jenna?
Jessie: Wow. I didn't mean to give you a vocal laxative.

by Triggerman867 December 8, 2013

Lax bro

A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax

That lax bro never puts down his stick!

by Laxbro_32 July 16, 2015

Lax

A shortened version of the word relax, such as to tell someone who is too hyper to relax, without saying the word.

Mark youre too agitated bro, lax.

by BINGBONG96 February 25, 2019

Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet

Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.

by Bross December 27, 2018

LAX

many people relate lax to the airport but it's also the word for salmon in swedish

"jag älskar verkligen lax"
"i really love salmon"

by ey yo boy March 22, 2018

lax

short for laccrose

Hey Carter are you going to watch the lax game?

by blackhonduras May 28, 2018