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Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.
"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"
by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011
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vocal laxative

When one person says something that instantly triggers someone else to start spewing words from their mouth hole.
Jessie: Did you hear Jessica and Bobby broke up?
Andrea: Oh my god yes!! But that's okay because I don't think she was right for him. But at the same time he was really nice, and cute, and nice. So maybe they were good together. But maybe not. Did you hear about Brian and Jenna?
Jessie: Wow. I didn't mean to give you a vocal laxative.
by Triggerman867 December 8, 2013
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Lax bro

A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax
That lax bro never puts down his stick!
by Laxbro_32 July 16, 2015
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Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet
Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.
by Bross December 27, 2018
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Lax brA

That girl is nothing like Olivia, she’s such a lax brA and not nearly as cool.
by Livv May 31, 2018
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blue collar lax

A word to describe and differentiate types of lacrosse.

White Collar Lacrosse (WCL) is the type of lacrosse player or team that gives lacrosse its stereotypes, the rich white boy game for kids that do not like to physically challenge themselves.

Blue Collar Lacrosse (BCL) is the type of Lacrosse that is played by kids, people, and atheletes who aren’t afraid of getting hurt, not affraid of getting dirty or hurting others to display a good, hard faught game.
“Careful, CHS plays Blue Collar Lax, their defense are killers.”

Hard-working lacrosse players, usually from a less funded program.
by proncegonge June 3, 2018
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LAX

many people relate lax to the airport but it's also the word for salmon in swedish
"jag älskar verkligen lax"
"i really love salmon"
by ey yo boy March 22, 2018
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