Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.
"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"
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