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labia majora

Noun: (Latin)A technical medical term to describe extremely large piss flaps. Women are rarely born with this condition. Rather, it develops over time as a direct consequence of very frequent vaginal sex - e.g. found in women that have sex 6 times a day. No prizes for guessing that prostitutes and porno stars are the largest group suffering this condition. It can be rectified by plastic surgery.
Sarah, it is not natural to be able to tie your piss flaps into a bow. You have labia majora and should see your plastic surgeon right away.
by Ian Grant November 7, 2004
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labdick

Refers to a sleazy male who uses his sleazy methods to in-effectively 'pick up'.
"I just had some labdick try to pick me up, how pathetic."
by Alex January 5, 2005
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Labier

To be more like a labrador in a mixed breed dog that contains labrador
Rofus is more labier than we expected him to be.
by christopher grace December 15, 2008
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labia

Short for "lab" (pronounce lay-b) A word applied to a very strong individual or the great level of strength, bravery or determination required to complete a task or other undertaking. Refers to the unmatched toughness of the female genitals. Can also substitute with "pussy".
"This trucks got so much labia, imma gonna hang a pair of ovaries on the hitch!"
"I can't seem to muster up enough labia to tell this girl I like her"

"Sending a little lab to my babe on her first day of work"
by You My Muse April 19, 2018
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Labia Meat

Cuts of meat with an arid, shrivelled and unappealing appearance resembling the excessive protruding labia minora of an aesthetically nauseating woman's vulva. Usually inedible due to the overall connotations the meat exudes.
Own brand meat from low range supermarkets are generally responsible for marketing labia meat. For example Iceland Aldi and Lidl. Exemplary women often answerable for conjuring such heinous imagination are Rosie O Donnell and Renee Zellweger.
by Tweedles August 10, 2010
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Labia Majora

They definitely fuck, their a Labia Majora
by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022
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Labelise

Is what dickheads say when they try and say label.



Kristian Smells.
DONT YOU LABELISE ME!
by Rebushkah March 29, 2009
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