Tweedles's definitions

Labia Meat

Cuts of meat with an arid, shrivelled and unappealing appearance resembling the excessive protruding labia minora of an aesthetically nauseating woman's vulva. Usually inedible due to the overall connotations the meat exudes.

Own brand meat from low range supermarkets are generally responsible for marketing labia meat. For example Iceland Aldi and Lidl. Exemplary women often answerable for conjuring such heinous imagination are Rosie O Donnell and Renee Zellweger.

by Tweedles August 10, 2010