Where you put your resume on the internet and instead of employers want you for the positions that are related in your skills/experience......you get marketing and/or insurance salesman positions that are based only on commission/sales you make that you work for free mainly in the beginning.
Hey my friend, I just got a "free jobs" from Aflac. They saw my resume and want me to work for free for them for the first few weeks or months until I make money for them.
by DoctorOfDictionary June 30, 2015
Get the free jobs mug.Sophia jobes a light skin badass that does what she wants sometimes her bff is dark skin and moved away soph is her nickname
by Madonna Lina massaw September 19, 2017
Get the sophia jobe mug.Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
by Human nuts April 23, 2019
Get the Steve Jobs Memorial mug.St. Joes also know as St. Hoes, is a Christian Catholic high-school where no body is a catholic and people shit on the bible daily, located in Ottawa Ontario, it’s the one place that spends more money on removing their bathroom doors than on the students themselves. The students there are adequate in both looks and brains with some exceptions being hay in a needle stack.
When they’re not vaping in the bathroom and smuggling a 3 foot bong to “get lit” the boys are being regular everyday fuckboys who spread their legs almost as much as the girls to compensate for their tiny dicks.
The girls aren’t any better, selfish, ignorant hoes by trade, you’d swear they have as big as balls as the guys the way the talk shit about each other, when they’re not sucking a guys dick in the forest or getting slammed in the bathroom, they’re usually finding guys older than them to get free pot from so long as they know how to lose a gag reflex
Students practically shit on the bible and spit in gods face everyday with an exception of kids actually following the G O D’s word and issuing this as an excuse to be the most cocky douches
The teachers are like trail mix, some are super sweet and nice to have, and the others are trying their best to be the most bitter people ever, being so blind as to gloss over kids vaping to take a kids hat of their head to “show some respect”
All in all a solid fuck up that’s expanding everyday
When they’re not vaping in the bathroom and smuggling a 3 foot bong to “get lit” the boys are being regular everyday fuckboys who spread their legs almost as much as the girls to compensate for their tiny dicks.
The girls aren’t any better, selfish, ignorant hoes by trade, you’d swear they have as big as balls as the guys the way the talk shit about each other, when they’re not sucking a guys dick in the forest or getting slammed in the bathroom, they’re usually finding guys older than them to get free pot from so long as they know how to lose a gag reflex
Students practically shit on the bible and spit in gods face everyday with an exception of kids actually following the G O D’s word and issuing this as an excuse to be the most cocky douches
The teachers are like trail mix, some are super sweet and nice to have, and the others are trying their best to be the most bitter people ever, being so blind as to gloss over kids vaping to take a kids hat of their head to “show some respect”
All in all a solid fuck up that’s expanding everyday
Fuckboy 1- dude you would not BELIEVE the girl I smashed last night
Fuckboy 2- daaaamn wasn’t she with *fuckboy name here* the day before?
Fuckboy 1- ah shit I should have saw it coming, she goes to St.Joes after all
Fuckboy 2- more like St.hoes
Fuckboy 2- daaaamn wasn’t she with *fuckboy name here* the day before?
Fuckboy 1- ah shit I should have saw it coming, she goes to St.Joes after all
Fuckboy 2- more like St.hoes
by Biggthonk November 22, 2019
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by Lil 2 chainz July 4, 2021
Get the Steve Jobs mug.Street slang for the categories of work, typically blue collar jobs, that practically require a meth habit since they demand such a steady stream of high energy throughout the length of the grueling and extra-long workdays.
Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
Get the meth jobs mug.The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.
Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
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