Jonette 

Jonette is someone who loves with all her heart and is a loyal and caring friend. Works hard and asks for little in return. One who likes to be kissed in the rain and will change plans to make someone else happy. She can be alittle naughty and sweet at the same time.... Passion

Kissed Jonette Jonette Happy Jonetes Heart Jonettes Kind Loyal Jonette Jonettes Passion

Jonette by Sassymccaulou February 4, 2010

alex jones 

ima be honest with you, im kinda retarded

mom ima be honsest with you, i think im knida alex jones

alex jones by fleebless April 18, 2019

Dyke Jones 

A.K.A Mike Jones

The term Dyke Jones was popularized by you could say "Rival" ex swisha house Chamillionaire. Used on Mixtape Messiah to rap back, and sure as hell " served " his ass up.

A "down south" rapper, who's lyrics are child play. He repeats his lyrics, and his name over and over. He thinks hes running the game, but truly hes a fake bastard.

Chamillionaire
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked
When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck
You know why I'm here, to take my respect
You can't get next, I came to plex
So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked

Who? Dyke Jones

Dyke Jones by Austin AK October 10, 2005

Dick Cheese Jones 

A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.

Also, a synonym for mags.

"Hey! It's me!" - Muhammed
"Shut the fuck up, ya dick cheese jones!" Edward

Dick Cheese Jones by lovestoshart January 11, 2012

Bob Jones University

An very conservative Christian university with a very ironic abbreviation.

She's going to BJU next year.

Bob Jones University by lynx wings April 22, 2005

jones effect

Often used as a sales term to describe how to motivate a potential buyer to buy based on what other people are doing. Also referred to as "Keeping up with the Jones's."

Salesperson: "I just came from Mr. Jones and he liked my product so much he bought three." This is an example of the Jones Effect.

jones effect by jay-b-c May 18, 2009

Rosie Jones 

The sexiest British girl in world. A glamour model for British mags such as Nuts and Page 3 of the Sun. Has massive boobs as well.

Rosie Jones has enormous boobs

Rosie Jones by Mr. Ragejah September 6, 2011