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jolly-roger

(verb) When someone hijacks your screen share while on Microsoft Teams. Derived from "screen pirate".
"Caleb jolly-rogered my screen without asking me."
"Caleb is such a screen pirate...he constantly hijacks my presentation by taking control of screen share".
by beanball2000 July 22, 2020
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jolly rancher tongue

if you like jolly ranchers, lollipops, or anything candy related that you can suck on then you're really good with your tongue in bed

you could also say that a person has a lollipop tongue
person 1: *eating a jolly rancher and playing with it with their tongue*
person 2: oh shit you must have a jolly rancher tongue
person 1: maybe I could use my tongue for something else 🥵
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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
by JJJSage November 11, 2020
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jolly jammer

During Christmas time you put minty hot chocolate in your mouth and spit it in a girls ass
I was at my family’s Christmas dinner when I gave my little sister a jolly jammer
by anonymous January 2, 2021
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Jolly happy

So fucking drunk and happy that you give away everything you own to strangers in one night.
Fucking joe was jolly happy and now we have no booze or money left to get the fuck out of here
by Sonny James 29 January 10, 2021
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jolly ranchered

when a man shits a ton of little poops into a chicks mouth, and then she vomits the shit and her early breakfast back into the man's asshole
Yoo, dog I jolly ranchered this girl, and she fucking vomited all over my designer clothes, what a bitch.
by laikario March 9, 2021
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