Orificial Intelligence

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.
Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."
by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021
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peripheral intelligence

when someone gives info that you are constantly questioning everything or trying to tie things together
When someone random gives you an architect name for a project with no plans you need to use your peripheral intelligence
by trashelle June 1, 2018
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Not very intelligent

Ohohoho, your little mute-button finger is just-a twitching away over there isn't it? Ohohohohohoho!
Hym "Nonono I'm sure your level of intelligence is perfectly adequate but you can't be upset at a giant for saying you're very that tall. You're not very intelligent but it doesn't matter because you can just find people who don't care about that. It's fine."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
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Extra intelligence

Refers to the augmentation of human cognitive abilities beyond their natural limits
That person shows extra intelligence through their augmentation of the natural human abilities
by Darrcall April 21, 2024
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Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.
The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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political intelligence

The capacity to recognise that politics is more nuanced and complicated than most people make it out to be as well as the ability to come to, express, and debate one's own beliefs and opinions with critical thinking while keeping composure when others disagree.
"Dude Kyle blocked me for saying that socialism isn't just when the government does something you don't like"
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those to really have no political intelligence. Anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"
by Doses of Happiness February 16, 2021
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