Says the incest cultist

Yeah, no, there will always be childless people and no you don't get more votes for having children. You don't have a more of a stake in the future. This is just another greedy breeder ploy to elevate their own level of existential importance.
Hym "No. That's ridiculous. You need to start putting an asterisk next to everything these idiots say. 'I think anyone who does my incest cult should get a million votes!' Says the incest cultist. "All of the laws should directly reflect my incest cults rules!' Says the incest cultists!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Eskimo Incest

When a sister and a brother fuck the same person
Bro, my sister fucked the same dude I did, that’s Eskimo Incest!!
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Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.
Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan
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Incest Sauce

When two people of the same family decide to have sex and mix together their blood or cum.
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Incest Allen

When your big fat aunt named Allen becomes insanely obsessed with spying on her Nephew and his wife, as they perform the amazing piss tornado twice a day . Sometimes she puffs out her boobs and grunts after belching a load of dog jizz down her chin like its an act of dominance, AWWW Bless her lil heart she's got the IQ of a wolf rat banned from the city.
Daughter: Hey MOM Look at that disgusting fat sperm whale taking a shit in the pool.
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?
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step-incest

The act of engaging in sexual activity with an immediate family member acquired through marriage, i.e., step-brother, step-mother, etc. Not to be confused with incest, which would be performed with a blood relative and includes family members outside of siblings, parents, and children (e.g., uncles, close cousins). A prominent theme in the adult entertainment industry, it is markedly less prevalent in the real world. Step-incest is typically frowned upon in polite society, although cases do exist wherein couples can be "grandfathered out," so to speak, if they were doin' the deed before their parents got together.
- I'm so tired of watching step-incest, bro. Don't you have any videos of midgets, or something with circus animals? Maybe both?
- Well, in this one the chick's step-dad IS a midget.. And I've got "My Step-brother Tames Lions, But Can He Tame This Pussy?"
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this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 06, 2024
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