imposterous

Like preposterous, only more extreme.

Her vagina was imposterous

by jeremiah g January 11, 2006

imposs

Carries the exact same meaning as impossible, but sounds cooler and it only two syllables.

"Eat 3 doughnuts in 30 seconds, that's imposs!"

by wc October 6, 2004

self-importland

General slight aimed at the masses that flock to PDX for all of it's friendlies..green-friendly, animal-friendly, vegan-friendly, queer-friendly, artist-friendly, CLOWN-friendly (yes, Portland is clown-friendly) etc.
Meaning: full of your own hot political air. Snob.

Ugh, that hipster just called our monogamous relationship "patriarchal"! That's so self-importland!

by E. Henpecked December 10, 2009

Impossible Love

To not be unable to get to someone or thing

Impossible Love, I just can't get to you; Impossible Love, I'm so tangled up in blue.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 3, 2005

importunate

Troublesomely urgent or persistent in requesting; pressingly entreating

Jokes form a kind of currency, such that a wise-crack from the most importunate beggar may bring instant reward.

by Simple Sam February 7, 2005

Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009

impositive

conjunction of impossible and positive

a) when something sounds too good to be true

b) when someone is way too optimistic about the outcome of a certain decision

a)
They offered you a job starting at 80k and they also pay for your MBA? That's gotta be impositive!

b)
dude 1: "You sure you can win this poker game?"
dude 2: "Sure? I'm gonna set a new record, dude!"
dude 1: "Man, you are impositive!"

by ricci-s November 25, 2009