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Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis thus making it's appearance more wider and girthier. This is one of the steps of achieving goonvana and is one of the 2 acts of penis bending, the other being jelqing.
Jeremy: Hey you wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx with me??
Sara: I don't have a cock
by doisptick May 15, 2024
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girthmaxx

Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis making the sides of the penis more bulky and girthier in appearance. It's one of the 2 steps in penis bending the other being jelqing which increases it's length whilst this increases it's width.
Jeremy: wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx
Sara: i can't im still on jelqing
by doisptick May 15, 2024
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john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.
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Girthquake

When you’re so well endowed that when you have intercourse the shear size of your member causes your partner to have an orgasm that measures on the Richter scale.
We planned on fucking all night but only a couple pumps in I caused a girthquake.
by Mnastee69 May 29, 2024
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Girthmaxxing

To strive for maximum girth, particularly in the penis. This can be achieved in many ways, one such method is Reverse Jelqing.
"Man, I've just been girthmaxxing all day I don't even know where I am right now."
by pookymane July 1, 2024
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Girth Master

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
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Girthquake

Middle name from the 16th Century associated with earthquakes of high magnitude due to girth originating from Latin word Girthy meaning size.
Who’s he? That? He’s Girthy Girthquake Johnson son of Hugo Alexander Johnson
by fingerfish January 30, 2026
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