Definitions by pookymane

Girthmaxxing

To strive for maximum girth, particularly in the penis. This can be achieved in many ways, one such method is Reverse Jelqing.

"Man, I've just been girthmaxxing all day I don't even know where I am right now."

Girthmaxxing by pookymane July 1, 2024

ket head

getting head on ketamine

woahhh dude i just got some ket head

ket head by pookymane September 28, 2023

Moist Charlie 

When someone says something exceptionally unfunny, usually childishly so.

Wow man, you really just pulled a Moist Charlie. I'm disappointed.

Moist Charlie by pookymane September 26, 2023

sassy num nums 

a euphemism for sexual intercourse, popularized by the web series Bravest Warriors

"oh we're about to have all sorts of sassy num nums"

sassy num nums by pookymane June 2, 2021