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slurpee-fest

n. Blizzard or similar winter storm featuring sleet. Ambient temperature is usually warm enough for outdoor play.

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Sounds like a slurpee-fest is coming this weekend. Come on kids! Let's find the mitten box and warm up our snowball throwing arms.

Why does everything have to be a sport with you? And who even has a "mitten box"?
by gnostic 2 February 27, 2014
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pussy-fest

A pussy-fest is when a guy or a group of guys spend a day or weekend solely on a voyage to experience as much live pussy as possible. It is like a pub crawl of strip joints, sex shows and escort parlours. A pussy-fest involves enjoying lots of naked girls both visually and physically in a short period of time.
Scored a massive totty count this weekend, first pussy-fest of the year! More pussy and tits than I could shake a stick at, the old' boy will be sore for fucking weeks!
by teejay_uk April 20, 2016
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Pep Rally/Fest Troll

That one brave soul who, instead of running with his or her tail between his or her legs, tries their hardest to ruin the damnable congregation.

A Pep Troll may do one or more of the following:

- Play rap, metal, funeral marches, or some other situationally inappropriate song on a boombox/stereo.
- Blow an airhorn incessantly.
- Throw shit (metaphorically).
- Throw shit (literally).
- Release mice or other small animals. Bonus points are awarded if birds are used and/or if someone gets bitten.

Only the most amazing individual can completely derail the pep rally. If you know one of these heroes, show them your appreciation for their courage by buying them lunch.
*pep fest occurs*

*Pep Rally/Fest Troll pisses on the person sitting in front of himself/herself*
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Hate-Fest

Verb or Noun
A term used to express dislike of a person to the point of hate.
Generally used for hating someone who is not worth wasting your time on.
A lesser version of Hate-Campaign or Hate-Crusade.
"God, that kid is so annoying."
"Yeah, what a hate-fest."
or
"Hate-fest towards Sarah."
"That bitch's going down."
by Super-machine December 13, 2005
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Chebb Fest

An unexpected gathering of large well endowed ladies, congregated in a small space.
Yo Jeff, you check out that chebb fest in the dinner queue? Looked like a gaggle of beachballs fighting under a blanket
by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007
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yawn-fest

When everyone starts yawning at the same time.
Dude in english class yesterday, there was a total yawn-fest.
by ozh...ozmaster September 1, 2009
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Jew Fest

According to many of Jewish ethincity, a Jew Fest (noun) refers to any festive occassion on which primarily, but not exclusively, Jewish individuals gather in a spirit of celebration. Jew Fests (plural) vary in size and location, taking place in large numbers or in intimate gatherings.

By definition, at least two Jewish individuals are required for the term "Fest" to be used. Otherwise, one would simply say, "Jew". One cannot have a festival by one's self. This holds true across ethnicities.

More recently, the term has gained popular usage by progressive-minded young adult Jewish individuals in North America. Despite concerns that by boldly incorporating the word "Jew" into new idioms or word-combinations opens them up to criticism and various forms of prejudice, many Jewish individuals nevertheless use the term with pride and in the spirit of mutuality and benevolence. Not intended as a hurtful expression, nor one which implies any form of exclusionary behavior towards individuals of varying faiths, the term Jew Fest should be used respectfully, yet with the appropriate degree of irreverance and humor.
For example: Leaving a gathering of friends, someone might remark "Wow, that was a serious Jew Fest in there!"

It is important to note that most words, including the words Jew Fest, are colored by the intention with which they are spoken. Thus, most words can be said in either a spirit of benevolence or one of malvolence. Expressions evoked with the intention of malvolence are most frequently frowned upon by kind, self-assured indivioduals who oppose ethnic discrimination.

In addition, the term Jew Fest has recently been used as the name for several art and culture festivals designed to provide opportunities for socializing, as well as exposure to current developments occuring within (and beyond) several burgeoning Jewish cultural communities. Increasingly, opportunities are being provided by such festivals for young local artists, thinkers and trendsetters to network, learn and celebrate together in the spirit of inclusivity, collaboration and dialogue.
by I Asked Bobby Dylan August 25, 2013
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