tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."

So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!

by octopod May 30, 2006

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

@JUSTJOOO

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this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023

I'm sorry you feel that way

The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.

Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."

Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."

by SpeedyG123 February 27, 2010

i feel like it

Having a desire for something.
Also the immediate response to a question when you have about zero fucks to give.

Why are you shaving your beard Tom?
Because I feel like it. Now do the god damned dishes.

by Ionme January 10, 2016

I Feel Fantastic

This is a phrase that haunts people everywhere. Children and adults alike are all terrified when they hear this. If you've looked this up, then you're either traumatized already or about to be traumatized.

When I heard someone say "I feel fantastic, hey hey hey hey," I instantly screamed and ran away.

by Uncle Hash November 10, 2021

David Cop-a-feel

The act of mysteriously fondling a person without her/him knowing it was an intentional act of perversion.

"Dude, I just got all David Cop-a-feel and pulled the ol' reach around on homegirl while everyone was dancing at the party last night."

by Burrent May 1, 2012

I feel you

syn. "I understand where you're coming from."

finals freaking you out? I feel you.

by Anonymous December 2, 2001