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Gash-Factor

- Females flushing tampon down toilet clogging septic system.

- Dude getting kicked out of his own house because of girls night.
-“Stupid bitch, I told you a thousand times not to flush tampons down the toilet, gash factor”!
- Man, whenever those girls get together, it’s like, “gash-factor” times 10.
by 3DDD Dina 777 October 20, 2020
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The ZQ Factor

A scientific phenomenon, often resulting in irrational action or downright stupidity.
John failed the science quiz because he was heavily influenced by the ZQ Factor.
by UrbanDictioner69 January 26, 2015
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Absent Factor

The single factor not taken into account in any situation, which usually leads to catastrophe.
The fact that Joe didn't clean the beaker properly was the absent factor in the experiment that lead to the explosion in the lab.
by jon132 March 1, 2009
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Lickability Factor

Someone whom you would really like to lick either in a general way or in a very sensational sexual way.
I told my girlfriend as she came in the door that she had a very high lickability factor.
by briantbilane November 19, 2009
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Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by Captaincool149 December 3, 2021
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Petrus Factor

This factor is incorporated into any monetary calculations where escalation is anticipated based on mathematical models that have zero accuracy and are presented as having merit.

Also see 'math magician'
"Fantasy Football is a win-win if you include the Petrus Factor" - Guy Who Doesn't Check His Math

"The Petrus Factor Makes perfect sense to me" - Donald Trump
by Mike Lanzofhgfdshrg August 2, 2019
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Lollage factor

This is a scale used to analyze the precise lol (laugh out loud) factor of a joke or amusing moment. There are three levels of lollage, they are in their respective order from lowest to highest: major lollage, ultimate lollage and maximum lollage. The level of lollage is determined either through a group consensus or individual taste.
Dude, that was totally ultimate lollage.

Major lollage moment, when Jon Goslin was in Las Vegas.

The thing on Donald Trumps head has the maximum lollage factor.
by therealfarq November 15, 2009
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