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Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty
by Tojo June 27, 2014
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erect image

projector produces an erect image (lol).
A slide projector produces an erect image by reflecting the image on a mirror. At close distances, the image is more distinct because the image loses resolution as distance increases (the distance between two points of an image increases).
by NickyMikey August 2, 2017
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erection interference

When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking
I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference
by CDub83 November 8, 2020
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reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like
nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*
by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022
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Erect-angle

1. A rectangular shape used to censor genitalia (more specifically a penis) in an adult cartoon.
I can't think of anything, I just thought of the word "erect-angle" in the car and wanted to put it here.
by that one kid with a Beanie. January 28, 2021
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butt erection

When you look at someone and your butt tingles.
Man victor just gave me a butt erection when I saw him today.
by KrislorRich February 16, 2018
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Grammatically Erect

To be grammatically erect is to be an aroused English major.
Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.

Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?

Mary: Yeah, you could say that.
by CaramelBanan January 2, 2021
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