english joint

hand-rolled cigarrettes laced with marijuana. sometimes called "work pot". its supposed to get you high but not so high that it will make you unproductive.

oi! give the lad an english joint and get him to work on that tune!

by adamramone October 3, 2007

English Shower

An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.

Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower

by Gareth88 April 24, 2006

English grammar

English grammar should be pointed out with correct and accurate terms.

Yo see me, Youll do so l8r, trust me on 'dis!

by Popoi June 23, 2004

English Earmuff

When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it

After i was done with that whore i english earmuffed that bitch

by english earmuffin all the time November 9, 2010

english brunch

A sexual act; when a dude titty fucks his girl backwards with his ass in her face and she eats out his anus.

Hey stud, I'm jonesing for an english brunch!

by CG Spicer June 21, 2006

English Pig

Someone who acts as if they are British, when they reside in another country.

"I may be German but you're an English Pig"

"Hey Chris, you're an English Pig"

"You live in Canada and have a British flag Tattoo, dude you are a dirty English Pig"

by Monkey Peanut December 9, 2008

English Twins

Siblings born on the same day, but one (or sometimes two) years apart.

Possibly a play on the idea of "Irish Twins"

The brother and sister share a birthday; they're English Twins.

by Ollie794 December 11, 2016