Eduard Khil

The name of the YouTube-infamous man, known for his amazing song "Trololololo". Be sure not to look into his eyes. He'll see into your soul.

His last name, "Khil", derives from the word "kill": to cause the death of someone or something. Which is exactly what he'll do to you. After all, he IS the guy that will meet you at the Gates of Hell....

Maybe we should be good and go to heaven then.

Example: "Eduard Khil's eyes scare the bajeebers out of me!"

by I Will Khil You! June 9, 2010

Edward's Law

Edward's Law states that once a male has had anal intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently 'won' all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.

The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.

"Jenny fucked three guys when Jeff went on his trip, but he doesn't care because he fucked her in the ass" - in reference to Edward's Law

by Merkmerk February 24, 2008

Edward 40 Han Solo

A basic game of Edward 40 Hands, but only one participant in a group setting.

The guy who showed up with two forties of Old English is a tank, playing Edward 40 Han Solo like that.

by Jonat! March 8, 2009

The Edward Cullen

The sexual act of going down on a girl while on her period. Coined after the character "Edward Cullen" from Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight."

I was on my period, but my boyfriend said that it didn't matter to him. He gave me the Edward Cullen.

by Sandcracker January 12, 2010

Eduardo

A mature, and entertaining person. Usually he keeps to himself, until he is talked to and comfortable. When he is out of his shell he becomes the most loving, caring, and kind person. Try's to stay open minded about situations and never judges. Very inappropriate at times. Usually gets fucked over in relationships. Most likely to fall in love with a Kenzie.

Eduardo is a great guy, and what ever girl he chooses should really appreciate him.

by Eduardo E. June 9, 2013

Edgar

The name you want to say all day! A sweet genuinely caring guy! He just wants the best for you and will do all in his power to make it happen. A go getter! He's the best boyfriend and such a honestly beautiful person. He's super hot and sexy and will be competive till the day he's in a wheelchair! He's the number player on the football feild and in the heart! He treats his girlfriend like a queen and will always be my true love! I love you!

Edgar is My boyfriend, a tin solider, prince in all your fairy tails, a hero, the love of my life

by A lucky girlfriend who has him June 27, 2013

Eduardo's Traverse

During vaginal intercourse when one suddenly and surprisingly enters the back door and then returns to the front door. Most effective when she isn't really sure if it actually just happened.

Dude, I totally did the Eduardo's Traverse on that girl last night. She was like "what? did you just do? nah, couldn't have been".

by Rob Matton March 15, 2007