distinctives

Multiple characteristics or qualities that a person or thing has that differentiate it from other people or things

Each state in the United States has their own distinctives.

Every president of the United States has possessed their own individual distinctives in relation to domestic and foreign policy.

by WordWorks December 31, 2013

distended tube sock

a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010

Distraccident

An accident caused by someone being distracted. The distraction is usually an incredibly hot chick. Happens frequently when driving and you do not notice the traffic has stopped in front of you because you are too busy staring at some beautiful peice of ass. Not limited to driving situations.

1. Wow, look at those legs. She should not be walking by the side of the road - that is a distraccident waiting to happen.

2. Barman 1: Oi you fartknocker, you just poured beer all over my leg cause you weren't looking.
Barman 2: sorry mate, it was a distraccident. Look at that hottie leaning on the arcade machine.
Barman 1: fair play.

by jimwade December 2, 2009

Distant

1). Being far away

2). Being emotionally detachted, not responsive.

France sure is distant from the US.

Kate was quite distant to Andy the day before they broke up.

by Brookie October 4, 2005

distro

A contraction of the word "distribution" referring to something that either distributes something else, or is distributed itself.

Commonly used to refer to the compilations of software that comprise any one of various distributions of the Linux Computer Operating System Platform.

If the lights aren't coming on, there might not be any power coming from the distro.

Red Hat Linux is one of the most popular distros in use today.

by GD Lewis April 15, 2003

Disturbing Marilyn

A band from Perth who are just the sex.
Members include:
Cookie, Cias, Harry and Dos

Disturbing Marilyn fuckin' went off last night!

by dosssssa March 8, 2009

distraction tie

after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition

clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today

clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night

by phexxa March 30, 2010