DILF

Acronym for Dork I'd Like to Fuck.

oh man, Kristee at work is so awkward but it's hot! She's a DILF!

by Eddie Fettuccini June 17, 2025

Dilf

Cillian murphy

« He’s just the definition of this term.» Dilf

by gopissgirl10 March 5, 2021

dilf

mads mikkelsen

person. 1: I may be a lesbian but mads mikkelsen
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf

by dykeexcpetformadsmikkelsen April 29, 2021

Dilf

A dad id proudly fap to

tyrone: yo have you seen audreys dad?
Tirone: yea he a fucking dilf

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

DILF

Mr Ping, Po’s dad from Kung Fu Panda.

Person 1: Mr Ping would make a great leader of communist China
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a total DILF

by Glebcon June 25, 2020

Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021

Dilf

Father that bangs there children

Dad:wanna dilf

Son: heck yea

by Txrboo December 29, 2019