Carina Saturday

A night out when you get mad smashed and puke on the ride home.

Let's hit up kRave this weekend and have a Carina Saturday.

by sess July 16, 2006

flesh clarinet

a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank

she played my flesh clarinet last night while we were watching TV.

by Double D November 28, 2003

Corona Carino

When one mixes honey in there Corona or beer. Honey in spanish can be said in two different ways. Miel and carino are both translations of Honey.

The bartender asks "What drink would you like?" The patron replies "I would like a Corona Carino."

by T-WOO April 22, 2009

Clarence Thomas

verb -- to place a pubic hair on a beverage container -- usualy done as a prank. Named after the United States Supreme Court Justice who allegedly held up a can of Coke and asked "who has put a pubic hair on my Coke?" to the woman (Anita Hill) he supervised and was harrassing sexually.

Bob pranked me bad last night by ordering 20 pizzas delivered to my room, but I got him back by Clarence Thomasing his Dr. Pepper at lunch.

by sguire June 8, 2013

clarinated

Totally immersed in everything that has to do with the clarinet: technique, printed music for clarinet and where to get the music, reeds, auditions, etc. From CLARINet + marinATED.

John is really clarinated---I know he'll ace the next audition!

by pentozali April 17, 2009

Rusty Clarinet

The act of eating out a nasty girl's asshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. Very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the anal pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.

Emily's pubes were so dense that while I was licking her balloon knot I couldn't find her clit. Therefore it appeared that I was playing a rusty clarinet.

by Jack Meoff IV December 18, 2006

Clarice

When a hot chick walks in front of your jail cell, and you get her attention as you through your warm man goo in her face.

After visiting Hannibal, the hot FBI agent was surpised when an aroused convict Clariced her.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010