numbers cruncher

a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.

numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?

by boogerpizzas June 15, 2013

pie cruncher

A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.

"Oi look at that povo Pie cruncher, cunt can't get his own chow"

by Chow Chomper October 1, 2015

credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own

John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher

by Hellyp October 5, 2015

Pussy Cruncher

When the pussy has been through a plethora of oral warfare by an overzealous tongue, set of sharp teeth and way too many fingers rendering the pussy in a extreme state of pain.

Oh my God, Sloan! That Carl is a total pussy cruncher. I had go the ER and I’m Vicodin again!

by Cara Guilfoyle May 27, 2018

Gravel Cruncher

Gravel Cruncher - someone who has horribly crooked teeth and doesn't care to fix them. Someone who smokes crack excessively, as a result loses teeth Can also be considered a "gravel cruncher".

I would hook up with dude, if his teeth weren't fighting for position in his mouth. What a gravel cruncher!

by BotanWuuut June 4, 2018

Tite cruncher

so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country

vro, im finna Tite cruncher this mf on jailbreak

by Le epic 9gagger December 20, 2018

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019