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Hobby Child

Any children that has been born after the third child is a Hobby Child. They are a Hobby Child because sex has became a hobby to the parents, creating Hobby Children.
Wow, they have ten kids in their house. Kid 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are the Hobby Children.
I feel bad for him/ her because they're a Hobby Child.
by Lexiej11 September 9, 2013
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house-child

A person between aged 20-30 who is living in their parents house when they are old enough to live in his own apartment. I derived the term from the word "house-wife." A house-wife lives at home and spends her husband's money on silly things like clothes and jewelery. Likewise, a house-child (or house-daughter in this case) lives for free and spends her father's money on the same things.

A house-child, by definition, must be:
1) old enough to be a house-wife
2) unemployed
3) have lived away from the house for a period of time (i.e. college, grad school) and is now coming back to the house just when her parents thought they were finally rid of her!!
4) so busy house-childing that she frequently requests an assistant.
5) too old to live at home. Someone who is of normal age to live at home (i.e. a high-school student) cannot be a house-child.

Note: house-childing is becoming an increasingly popular activity given that most people in their 20s can no longer afford rent due to the current economic downturn
house-childing, verb
house-child, noun

Person A: "So Rebecca, now that you have graduated with your Masters degree....what are you up to these days?"
Person B: "I'm house-childing. It's a full-time job."

Person A: "I'm a real estate broker and my wife is a dental hygienist. What you do, Rebecca?"
Person B: "I'm a house-child. It keeps me very busy."
by R-to-the-EBECCA November 30, 2009
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Fatherless Child Core

A type of an aesthetic, mainly refered to people with taste.
„Ur gay? Fatherless child lmao”
„Bro what is that? Ur alt? It looks more like fatherless child core to me”
by ItsChaffy September 3, 2021
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Yeet the child

If your kid plays fortnite then you must yeet the child
by cowabuna January 31, 2021
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fur child

Dog or cat or other furry house pet that is a surrogate for a child.
After Jean slept through the wake up alarm on her biological time clock, she decided to have a fur child.
by mlhiss December 29, 2011
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Child

The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.
God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!

Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)

<KAZAMM>

Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...

Guy: Oh crud

God: I told thee...

Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?

Guy: Oh crud

God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
by Clem February 21, 2005
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red headed step child

an unwanted, (ashamed of) child. Less than desired child
Mike was the red headed step child of the family, treated pretty shabbily.
by Laura Hall January 7, 2004
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