condoms

A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs

"I aint havin sex without getting strapped.... I don't want no child..

by blazedude05 April 23, 2005

condom

a rubber balloon you stuff your penis in ,to keep all yoursexually transmitted diseases to yourself

i had better wear a condom so you dont catch my herpes

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

by El Zacko September 20, 2006

condomless

Night of protection free passion.

I had a 'condomless' night

by effex January 2, 2005

silver condom

An intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. When fucking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglefucks.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.

After Jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglefuck in the alleyway.

by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

condom farter

1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.

2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.

1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!

2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!

by KC the gawd March 16, 2008

condomonium

Trouble looking for a condom.

It was condomonium when i looked in my wallet for protection.

by mysterius man October 25, 2004