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The Condomleezza Rice

Occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to cumpletion.
Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!

condomsense 

What causes that sort of rash?

A lack of condomsense.
condomsense by Napoleanchik October 2, 2011

condomlenses 

like condolences, but with condoms
also just another way to say condoms!
my condomlenses
condomlenses by _huney_ June 15, 2025
If somebody expresses his thoughts in a funny manner and no one laughs.
Julia is so coomless. She told us about a video she watched and suddenly started laughing and everyone was like "oh my god, what is wrong with her.".
Coomless by T cup July 15, 2017
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026