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Brospective

A perspective or insight provided by a bro to another bro often times concerning a poor choice or decision made by the fellow bro. Brospective is used to maintain a "bro" mentality and make certain that everything stays chill.
Justin: "From my brospective your girl is F***n psycho, and she's the only reason we cant chill anymore"

TJ: "Nah man.......its cool."
(its not cool)
by brochillington July 26, 2011
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broscular

Scorpion King's Mathayas and Balthazar are broscular
Fullmetal Alchemist's major Armstrong and the butcher are broscular
Predator's Dutch and Major General Phillips are broscular
by Silvah September 12, 2011
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broscett

a broscett is the girl term for broski obviously no guy or gay guy can be apart of this tribe. No male form will come beteen this group of girls.
katie: heyyy broscett

alyssa: hey broscett
katie: better not be bring tyler to our broscett night out
alyssa: ill never break the honored broscett rule
by @katieandalyssa October 18, 2011
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Brosessive

Represents the phenomenon where individuals become incredibly possessive of their best friends. Said individual becomes very jealous and tries to forbid their best friend from having other friends.
"Yeah, I don't know what's gotten into Kayla. She's my best friend and all, but she gets really mad when I so much as talk to someone in class. I don't know to do, she's being super brosessive."
by ENGL1020 September 4, 2013
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Brosemer'd

1. The act of not knowing one's own strength, and therefore breaking a work tool.

2. Generally fucking shit up.
Employee: "Uhh, boss? I kind of just Brosemer'd the pickax."

Boss: "Not again. Alright, no more hand equipment for you."
by C-Bro October 28, 2014
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brorectile dysfunction

When a pair of bros are offered a threesome but can't get a boner.
John and Alex got brorectile dysfunction when Jenny asked them to come to bed due to a previous threesome.
by Enclave General May 5, 2015
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broseye

When two males participate in a threesome and one accidentally cums in the other bro's eye and/or mouth.
So Steve and I were banging this broad the other night. I was railing her from behind when outta no where comes Steve's money shot, them swimmers missed her by a long shot and popped me right in the eye. Broseye!! Fucking hell Steve...
by Stanzig April 4, 2016
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