A person who lives in the wilderness and avoids social interaction due to fear of the government and paranoia.
"Hey, have you seen Kevin around lately?" "No, he became a conspirologist. Last I heard he was spotted somewhere in Yellowstone."
by ENGL1020 September 04, 2013
"What I thought was going to be a normal yawn ended up being an embarrassing yurp when I accidentally burped in the middle of it."
by ENGL1020 September 04, 2013
Represents the phenomenon where individuals become incredibly possessive of their best friends. Said individual becomes very jealous and tries to forbid their best friend from having other friends.
"Yeah, I don't know what's gotten into Kayla. She's my best friend and all, but she gets really mad when I so much as talk to someone in class. I don't know to do, she's being super brosessive."
by ENGL1020 September 04, 2013