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When two males participate in a threesome and one accidentally cums in the other bro's eye and/or mouth.
So Steve and I were banging this broad the other night. I was railing her from behind when outta no where comes Steve's money shot, them swimmers missed her by a long shot and popped me right in the eye. Broseye!! Fucking hell Steve...
broseye by Stanzig April 4, 2016
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Teddy Brosevelt 

Your big game hunting bro, readily involved in politics, rocks a moustache and glasses while looking like a badass
Frank:"Hey Jack, who's that guy in camo you've been hanging out with?" Jack: "He's my Teddy Brosevelt, met him while hunting moose, he's a hardcore republican"

Broseley Key 

The act of opening a door with your foot because you don't have the key.
HomeOwner How did you get in, the door was locked?

Jay I used the Broseley key
Broseley Key by Anonymouse123 January 13, 2014

broseekium 

Though the exact origin is unknown, this word was found scrawled on a block of wood in Ms. Piazza's office.
Dude, you're such a broseekium.
broseekium by Frank Bortone October 19, 2007
a close friend. Someone who understands your complete vocabulary; especially the words no one else recognizes.
My brosee Jeff Pap digs what I'm repping, ya heard?
brosee by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008

brosewer 

Who the fuck knows or cares.
What the fuck is brosewer?
brosewer by O.o Eric eh March 31, 2003

Broseley 

A historic shopshire town perched on the banks of the world famous Ironbridge gorge. The area was the birthplace of the industrial revolution.

It's nearest towns are Ironbridge, Coalbrookdale and Madeley. All situated in Telford.
"Have you taken a walk throught the lovely streets of Broseley?"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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