Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

The Book of Mormon

The most wonderfully vulgar and awesome Broadway musical ever written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of "South Park" fame.

I'm trying so desperately to get tickets to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway, but they're sold out way into summer.

by pseudonym#5783644785 August 6, 2011

Book Hangover

The headache you get after staying up into the wee hours of the morning staring at teeny tiny print. Generally an ailment experienced exclusively by book nerds, but becomes a nation wide issue after the release of a new Harry Potter book.

Guy 1: Man, I stayed up all night reading the Deathly Hallows! I have such a book hangover!

Guy 2: You nerd.

Guy 2 then pushes his copy of the Deathly Hallows deeper into his book bag and longingly eyes the aspirin bottle guy 1 has just opened.

by ProudBookNerd June 29, 2009

Book of Mirrors

A Book of Mirrors, (BoM) is just another (optional) book that Wiccans/Pagans use to record things. While a Book of Shadows details the spells and how to duplicate them (like a recipie book almost), a Book of Mirrors is used to write out your thoughts and feelings about your reactions to the spells and if it acheived what you were doing, or anything that is important to you that concerns magic (personal journal).

As Patty wrote down the spell in her Book of Shadows, she made a mental note to write in her Book of Mirrors how the spell didn't quite work the way she wanted, but had better results.

by Lyndzey920 January 4, 2008

book bang

A college party at which girls get laid to pay for the cost of their books. See also, prostitution.

Let's go pick up some hot chicks at the book bang.

by m0 February 1, 2008

bonskippy

intellectual term generally showing extreme enthusiasm and exuberance. a term that will not be offensive or problematic in any way. typically used in conjunction with reeva derchi, or gorlami.

Braden: "what did you think of the movie?"
Xan: "it was bonskippy."

by subway diet October 9, 2010

Boobskeball

The game of throwing small objects of any kind down nearby women's cleavage. The more cleavage there is the more fun it is to play. It's like basketball, except with titties.

Dude 1:Hey man want to play some boobskeball.
Dude 2: Sure, alright that small rack is 2 points and that huge pair over there is one.

by Mehhhhhhh17 June 15, 2011