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Big bible club

For horny kids who don’t want to go to hell
Michael is in the big bible club
by N o f u k o f f June 19, 2018
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Hog Bible

The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music
JustCheerio_: what is the best book in the entire world??
Ktaei: the hog bible obviously
by Ktaei March 24, 2021
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porchose a bible

porchose the bible
You:....P...O...R...Chose the Bible

Me: Porchose a Bible
by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020
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Speaking the bible

Telling the truth. Telling it as it is. Spitting facts.
TONY: All I am saying is, if you look at the big picture, he is a fraud.
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!
by filip98 November 22, 2020
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Bible Thumper

That bible thumper on the corner wouldnt shut up about how god is the only certainty in this world so i reported him to the cops for disturbing the peace
by buttmusket July 23, 2009
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biblethumper

an idiotic fucker who condemns all atheists and other non-christians to hell, despite the fact they don't believe in one. how thick can you get?
oh no! you don't believe in god! i need to save you, being the moronic biblethumper that i am!
by thehipster April 18, 2005
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reading the bible

The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
by xShannonx July 16, 2008
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