Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Sweet Batman

A phrase used prior to ejaculation, during sexual intercourse or when masturbating.

Guy: I'm about to come!

Girl: pause not yet!

Guy: Sweet Batman!!!!

Girl: Disappointment. Yo could have said this is sparta

by christiebby June 15, 2009

A Batman

2 grams of marijuana

Just picked up a Batman from Johnny down the block

by CJXR May 6, 2020

Where the fuck is Batman?

When you happen to be in a shitstorm-like situation, and you expect someone to come get you out of it.

Shit, my girlfriend is about to screw me, but she doesn't know I'm gay! Where the fuck is Batman?!

Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?

by Gawdbro July 30, 2011

balmonds

Almonds that have fallen into a women's cleavage, and are then thrown at certain people that need to go mow lawns.

Person 1: Whats up?
Person 2: That's what your face said!!!
Person 1: Stop saying that's what your face said to everything I say or i'll throw balmonds at you!!

by sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm July 3, 2008

baton

a sport where young-in-shape bodies do hard tricks and manuvers with batons, but make them appear easy so nobody is really interested. The "twirlers" wear way too expensive sparkly costumes in attempt to draw more attention to them then their competitors. Usually suffer from head,fingers, and sometimes face trauma. Pay hundreds of dollars to win a few trophies and hang out with friends. Give good-luck gifts to people they dont even like to be a "good sport". They spend more time practicing or in a gym then they do living normal lives, and usually they love it.
similar to gymnastics or dance.

I practiced for 6 months and so i got a really big trophy at my baton competition!

by gl!tter January 8, 2009

Batman Syndrome

Not being able to turn your head without turning your upper torso, as a result from neck injuries.

I got whiplash from the car accident, and now I am suffering from Batman Syndrome!

by pooot March 9, 2009