Alberta Steam Train

When someone takes a haul off of a vape and proceed to blow the vapour into another persons asshole

Bro last night I persuaded my girlfriend to let me do the Alberta Steam Train and now her ass won’t stop smelling like menthol

by Senpini salom April 16, 2020

Albert

An absolute idiot who plays roblox and screams very loud his jokes consist as felipe tiffany myumi and cleetus he is known as flamingo on youtube

Albert be quiet im trying to sleep

by Albertzlizard September 19, 2020

albert rodriguez

A lil bitch with a ginormous forehead. Also bad at gaming especially to all chepitos.

Albert Rodriguez is awful at games and has a giant ass forehead.

by NotChepito November 6, 2020

Alberto

Alberto is the most passionate person you’ll ever meet. He harbors a lot of pain, but still isn’t afraid to feel or express his emotions. He feels deeply, which is why you’ll see the fire in his eyes. If he could only learn how to process his emotions. He could stop them from causing him pain and instead harness his energy to attract the right kind of love and success. He is imperfectly perfect. He’s honest to a fault, refreshingly loyal, undoubtably kind, enchantingly charming, modestly seductive, affectionately silly and punctually flirtatious. He’s everything to anyone who knows what matters most.

Alberto is not only my soulmate, but my twin flame.

by Bear0916 November 23, 2021

albertsvk

Gorgeous amazing editor who is talented and cool 🥹

“Albertsvk is so cool”-1
“Ikr”-2

by albertsvk March 24, 2022

Albertassment

Verb: When a Premier (typically from Alberta) does the un-important things badly, and then neglects to do any of the important things at all.

Credit: @HollyHoye

Person A: "Premier Smith phoned a film production company to make them change their policies on vaccination."
Person B: "Aren't children's hospitals overrun? What is she doing about that?"
Person A: "This is a classic case of Albertassment."
Person B: "I want out of this province."

by OSTBearBnT December 5, 2022

Albert Speer

An architect who likes screwing up designs for buildings.

Dolfy: Speer! What have you done to my Department of Planning?
Albert Speer: Your building plan was a total failure. You totally miscalculated the kerning for the letters.
Dolfy: Don't blame me for this bungled mess.
Jodl: But my Failure, I'm to blame. I objected to your Department of Planning.
Dolfy: Oh, for bald God's sake, you totally ruined this building and my Department of Planning. One day, I will have an Objection Prison built and you will be jailed in it.

by The Real Driller December 13, 2022