Cell Phone asshole

People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.

Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

urban dictionary assholes

what to call the fucken assholes at urban dictionary when they never publish anything you try an add because there to busy sucking each others dicks.

"Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."

"urban dictionary assholes"

by useonthego March 15, 2009

Narcissistic Assholes & Sophisticated Ambient

This is a very elite & exclusive myspace group that has got everyone going. This group does not give anybody a chance to to add their myspace page. Nasa claims to be a Fashion group, not a Perfection group. Which means their standards are very high and different compare to a "perfection" group & so far they are doing a pretty good job for having a high standards rate. As for the members they are very bitchy & stuck up, they do not hold back to tell you how it is. Being apart of this group is a honored, being that they do not accept anybody into their group. Having a certain tag in your name doesn't mean anything to them either.

From what ive seen the main owner of nasa is very picky & stubborn. He also accepts people by the members approval 2, so that maybe another reason why it is hard to get into nasa.

People are already starting drama with nasa because of their standards. Which is making the group even more better. Slogan Love us, or Hate us.

People say:
"wow who owns nasa? he must be joking"
"ill join NASA just to start drama haha"
"did i get nominated to nasa? yes you did but they said fuck no & your not Nasa material"
"who is the new owner of nasa?"
"nasa is the best group"
"I love nasa"

Nasa could be the only exclusive group on myspace.

Narcissistic Assholes & Sophisticated Ambient FashionBitchy Exclusive Artistic Assholes Fun

by im you 2 August 10, 2010

asshole face

Someone who has the kind of face that makes you think "This guy's a total asshole!"

Uh-oh, there's asshole face, coming to ruin all the fun.

by shredtotears April 21, 2010

bag of smashed assholes

term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.

" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."

by ffejtable December 13, 2006

asshole, the game

A drinking game where in all cards are dealt out to three or more players. The players then in turn either play a card if the rules permit or drink alchol.

The first player to play all of his or her cards is declared the president the last is declared the asshole.

PLayers play there cards by placing them in the center one on top of another. In general a player may play one of his or her card if that card is of higher value than the last card played. If no player can play a card then the center pile is removed and the player who played the last card may now play a card of any value.

Under many variants of the game cards have special values or powers. Under some variant the President of the preceeding game may choose to alter or create special values for some of the cards.

Common special powers include:
-2s clear the pile. Player may play any card
-4s may be played on any card and are considered transparent

Lets get drunk and play asshole.

by crew8221 March 8, 2004

Asshole Pass

Cutting slack for your friends when they have had a hard time. Asshole passes should be given sparingly, don't be a doormat. Most asshole passes last about a week, then your friends get sick of your bitching.

Sophie: "Britney is such a bitch today!"
Laura: "Her cat died on Friday, give her an asshole pass"

by Rainchecker22 January 18, 2011