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Jesus

Jesus a very trustworthy person and loyal human being even if they fuck anything up they'll always try there best to fix it and start all over again no matter how hard they try they'll always get what they set there mind to, will make everyone laugh and put a smile on anyone i little bit of a fruity Pebble and alright good person.
He's probably a bit fruity, will make anyone else laugh, probably Mexican,

And all Jesus have big noses
by Urmom456200 November 22, 2021
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jesus

literally no one:
trisha: i lUv U JesUS~
by Im.bi. December 22, 2021
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God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.
God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.
by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023
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Jesus

Guy with the Thickest biggest cock you’ll ever see. Thinking His name makes you moan. Woman love him and men are jealous of him.
by Queen queefa March 22, 2022
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Orange Jesus Christ

Orange Jesus Christ is an expletive interjection that refers to the Christian religious figure of Jesus Christ and Donald Trump combined. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration; although often with humorous intent. It should be used when the more common expletive, Jesus Christ, is just not sufficient to explain the outrageousness of a situation. OJC is an acronym with the same meaning and use.
Have you been following American politics? Orange Jesus Christ it’s out of control.
by Blackduck21 February 5, 2024
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Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.
Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!
by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018
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