“…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).
by xander.with.an.x April 23, 2023
Person 1: Do you have any chocolate left?
Person 2: No, but if you want some we can Hershey's Kiss.
Both Persons: CENSORED
Person 2: No, but if you want some we can Hershey's Kiss.
Both Persons: CENSORED
by xander.with.an.x August 29, 2020