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Stanley Water Bottle

The water bottle all of the popular girls use and have to bring it into every conversation they have in class, and the teacher doesn’t care because they are her favorites. Ages 12-15 usually, half of them are ok while the other half are complete bitches
Popular girl:Katrina has a Stanley water bottle
Everyone else: shut up
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european water 

Tea from europe or water that someone has pissed in. Both are indistinguishable from one another.
Man, this beer tastes like european water. Someone get me a Dos Equis.
european water by NotOniCowboy August 5, 2023

reverse water heater 

When you get done dusting off grandma and you decide to get it on you gotta first hose her off and let her dry on her heating pad
I wanted you borrow my grandmas garage so I had to do the reverse water heater to get the ok
reverse water heater by Cumdumpster1 September 25, 2023

day-after water 

when you leave a soda cup from a fast food restaurant, containing only ice, sitting overnight and, in attempt to drink it the next morning, you realize it's a nasty combination of slight drops of soda, and the disgusting water the use for ice
dude, I woke up the next morning looking for something to drink, and all I could find was day-after water
day-after water by pkn300 February 18, 2011

Rose's water 

Used when you don't have anything else to say from this dictionary.
Man, is that the rose's water or what?
Rose's water by Sillyser October 20, 2012

milking the water 

having sex with a girl in the tub. You ejaculate in the tub and she uses a straw to swallow the cum.
Man I had sex with this girl this morning in the shower and she did a great job "milking the water". A cup or other drinking device can be used.
milking the water by wordwizguy February 21, 2013

turtle in the water 

1. A milf, a code word to say to your bros when in public.
Bro, "Holy shit, turtle in the water 3 o'clock."
Public, "where the fuck is the turtle?"
Bros,"they don't even get it! That was a fucking milf!"
turtle in the water by Young Musky November 17, 2013