Dick 

An expandable muscle located between a man's thighs often used to pleasure the mouth pussy or anus

Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so sad!
Kiersten : Well last night Brad was at my place fucking my pussy with his big strong Dick until Jake busted down the god damn door and ran him off, then her pulled out his long hard Dick shoved it in my mouth slapped me in the face and took off there I was with cum in my pussy and mouth and no guy to cuddle me!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten let me cuddle you and if you want you can caress my breasts!
Kiersten : Thanks but it's just not the same without a Dick!
Kaylee : Well do you want me to have an operation and get a Dick so I can pleasure you!
Kiersten : Oh yes that would be great!
Kaylee : It was a fucking joke are you crazy do you really think I would grow a Dick just to make you happy!
Kiersten : Well some friend your are!

Dick by SlopNChop September 25, 2017

sticky dick 

Doing a sloppy job of cleaning up after jerking off and some cum remains and gets stuck to your boxers. The next time you need to take off your boxers, you have to peal your dick off, thus sticky dick.

"Man, I had such bad sticky dick this morning that I almost peeled the skin of my dick."

sticky dick by Buckets. January 3, 2008

Dicksicle 

An object, made by filling a condom up with water and freezing it. It is a combination of dick and popsicle and it is for women who either do not want a dildo or who have a fetish for cold, hard things.

I used a dicksicle last night because I broke my dildo.

Dicksicle by h0tb!tch754 August 10, 2010

broke dick fountain 

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

broke dick fountain by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Big Dick Willy 

a name of a badass, cool guy, who gets all the bitches.

When somebody asks for your name, say "Big Dick Willy."

Big Dick Willy by Swagmasta May 23, 2012

Lick it Before You Dick It 

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.

Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".

Lick it Before You Dick It by Cactus Head February 15, 2009

The Great Dick in the Sky

The god and defender of the Shave Ice Babies, that hunts down and brutally destroys their enemies.

The Great Dick in the Sky is summoned by a slow and low toned "ooooohhhh" sound.

There is no escape from The Great Dick in the Sky, not even fleeing to Mexico can save you. When it is called upon to destroy you; there is absolutely nothing you or anyone else can do to save you.

The Little Cinnamon Bun (From Dr. Tran) got very upset for no disearnable reason and then ran into a little Shave Ice Baby and killed it. So the other Shave Ices summoned the Great Dick in the Sky to hunt him down, and it injured him pretty good but he managed to run to Mexico where he thought he was safe, so he ordered a cerveza (beer) and then it came out of the sky and violently destroyed him.

The Great Dick in the Sky by The Super Ninja November 12, 2009