cakeballs 

a word you use when a situation happens and it's completely terrible but you dont wanna use the usual terms like shit or balls or bitch.

i just got into a crash!!! fucking cakeballs!!!

cakeballs by manuelsilva21 July 16, 2011

Cake 

Cake is a code-name for Marijuana! And You basically already know what marijuana is! xD The code-name was invented so for teens parents who disagree with the smoking of marijuana, so teens could easily talk about it in front of there parent w/o getting bitched at... xP

Ha. The inventor of this code-name is from canton, ohio.

Get baked like a cake !

Person 1: Bro, Wanna go and eat some cake with me!?
Person 2: Duh. Lets Go and im hungry as fuck bro!

Cake by SJT-get high July 11, 2012

Cakeist

When one only likes white cake, only makes white cake and only eats white cake.

A) Person 1: "Hey girl, I brought some cake over."
Person 2: " Oh hell no! Get that chocolate cake outta my house. You know I only like white cake!"
Person 1: "You're such a cakeist."

B) "Dude, put that chocolate cake in the back of the fridge. I don't like that shit. I'm a total cakeist."

Cakeist by NutsInMyMOUTH August 8, 2016

Caked it 

When someone throws up due to excessive drinking

Becky caked it after the party last night

Caked it by UrFuckinMum November 26, 2016

Rectum Cake

This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).

This, my friends, is Rectum Cake

Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!

Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.

Rectum Cake by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 15, 2006

waste cake 

some one who is extremley ugly or extremly gay or both.
originates from a mix of poof cake and waste man

"david belled me yestaday, he's such a waste cake!"

waste cake by Blondie N19 April 1, 2007

bastard cake 

Noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked

Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over

"Dude! You drank all my beer when I was gone... see, that's just bastard cake."

bastard cake by jerkymonkey July 31, 2007