cakeballs Share definition Flag a word you use when a situation happens and it's completely terrible but you dont wanna use the usual terms like shit or balls or bitch. i just got into a crash!!! fucking cakeballs!!! cakeballs by manuelsilva21 July 16, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the cakeballs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch