fuck knows when 

To exclaim that you don't know when an incident will happen.

Wife: When are you comming home?
Husband: Well I've got all this paperwork to do. I won't be back till fuck knows when.

Neighbour: Oh, you're looking for Steve? He's gone on holiday, won't be back until fuck knows when.

fuck knows when by Tom_NZ May 14, 2007

Fuck off you cunt 

An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.

Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"

Fuck off you cunt by Labiosexon February 3, 2020

fuck-off 

This is distinct from the imperative "Fuck off!" You try to say it as one word with the emphasis on the "fuck". This word has a couple of uses in Australia:

1. To qualify an adjective, if something is REALLY big or REALLY brightly coloured, for example, then you slide "fuck-off" in somewhere. This is also used in the UK and is seen in the movie Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: "Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones."

2. Another term for insect repellent.

1. My sister's new car is bright fuck-off yellow.

2. These fucking flies are shitting me. Anyone got some fuck-off?

fuck-off by Choda Boy 57 September 8, 2006

fuck a bitch shit 

A line famous from Notorious B.I.G's single "Get Money". "Fuck a bitch shit" refers to the act of not giving a fuck, having no consideration, and simply not caring about a bitch/girl/hoe.

"Because of you I'm on some real fuck a bitch shit."

fuck a bitch shit by descalante January 12, 2008

fuck-a-doodle-do 

Originated from film "Shaun of the Dead".

Used as a sarcastic comment of not caring, similar to "whoopty-do".

Wayne: "He's cool because he has nice hair..."
Shaun: "Fuck-a-doodle-do..."

fuck-a-doodle-do by Brandon Brown March 20, 2005

fuck her gently 

Jack Black and Kyle Gass' fucking amazing song and also a cry for help for women victimized by dudes who try to imitate porn stars going light speed in bed while failing miserably. THEN you fuck her hard.

(look at the lyrics from the definition above they're fucking hilarious)

Me & Everyone with a brain- Tenacious D and that song Fuck Her Gently fucking rock harder than anything in history.

fuck her gently by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

fuck wad

A person, generally male, who is such an idiot that the only term that describes him with any degree of accuracy is "fuck wad".

Kevin Federline,Richard Simmons and Yanni (all fuck wad's)

fuck wad by Uhhuh April 6, 2007