Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it

That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

Crack Back

A female whose life revolves around fucking over those she knows and doesn't even know and denies the obvious such as stealing your belongings while this loser crack back reject is wearing your very stylish clothes and in possession of your personal belongings.

This snake has no morals or conscience and lies thru the very cracked back where a real human possesses a spine.

That crack back where is wearing my clothes bc those jeans and tank top were in the RV I assume she hand a hand in stealing. She is a real snakey crack back never going to be anything solid in her life!

by Karmas servd best ICECOLD November 7, 2018

Cheese Crack

crack made out of cheese

hey bro wanna do some crack
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT February 10, 2022

crack

Slang term for a female. Referring to the crevice of the female genitalia.

"Hey Joe, some crack called asking for you."

"Thanks Mike, did she leave her name?"

"No, but from her voice it sounded like your sister."

by B. Gabbert December 15, 2018

lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack

Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation

by anonymous December 16, 2022

Cracked

Slept with

Yo Yonder, heard you cracked that bunny rabbit, Gillette last night!!

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025