Melbourne boner 

a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide

Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop

Melbourne boner by Billvanman December 28, 2015

Syrian Boner 

When you put your penis in the back end of an RPG Launcher buried in Hot sand

Girl 1: god, last night was the best
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.

Syrian Boner by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016

snuffleupagus boner 

imaginary boner that a transgender woman wished they had

lili: i wish i had a boner
todd:you have a snuffleupagus boner

snuffleupagus boner by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

Brandon Boner

When you have a friend or teammate that is named Brandon and the last name starts with a b as well as lookin like a caveman and troll, if he does something that is exactly like him or funny in a sense you call him Brandon Boner.

Coach: Great Hit Brandon
Teammates: BRANDON BONER!!!

Brandon Boner by BwandonistheOGcaveman August 20, 2018

Baby boner 

You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks

"Hey mate I got a baby boner"

"can it touch the sides on a bag of dicks?"

"Na"

Baby boner by Joby-one July 18, 2019

Boomer Boner 

A thing a person has, basically someone who brags about their age/time they were born, thinking people will think they are cool for being a old piece of shit.

Henry: What are you looking at kid? Go play on the swings

Jimmy: uh oh, someone has a boomer boner

Boomer Boner by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019

boneless boner 

it's when you're horny but don't get a boner

elliot:rodger you remember that time you got a boneless boner

roder:please don't remind me of that

boneless boner by fire pro YT November 23, 2019