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a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide
Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
by Billvanman December 28, 2015
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